Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.... — Laurie Halse Anderson
I know everything about everything and before I dry off completely, which is something I truly hate, you better go outside, collect Trates, and have… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are. — Ray Bradbury
Fine. Sit around being inconsiderate asses…and you wonder why none of you are married. (Zarina) (Sway cleared his throat meaningfully.) Oh, shush. You don’t count.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, as much as I love kicking asses and taking names, it's way past curfew for you three"- Arriane — Lauren Kate
But we do need a breather. We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The… — Ray Bradbury
She was clean": no piercings, tattoos, or scarifications. All the kids were now. And who could blame them, Alex thought, after watching three generations of… — Jennifer Egan
We don’t have to do this. I can fight Coyote. We have the ability to defeat him.” – Sundown “Are you out of your effing… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult… — Chelsea Handler
I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of a minority waiting… — Chris Colfer
After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats. — Max Brooks
You’ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound men’s asses. I will never get over that. You kicked my whores… — Katy Evans
Aren’t you going to ask me how it went, Kitten?" “You walked in and took the stairs one at a time,” I answered. “And you… — Jeaniene Frost
The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so puerile an avocation. — H. L. Mencken
You're just a little too hip for the room. It's not good to be too hip because two hips make an ass. — Russell Malone
On the House Un-American Activities Committee: They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem. — Humphrey Bogart
A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back. — Benjamin Franklin
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the… — Mark Twain
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care,… — Lewis Black
The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You've got to give them a year and a… — Bill Murray
Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction. — William S. Burroughs
Everybody wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. What are you… — Lance Armstrong
I look back now and realize you have to learn the system. Not kiss ass, but you have to learn the system. — Ozzie Guillen
You can kiss my Kiss-loving ass because Kiss was never a critic's band. It was a people's band. — Tom Morello

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