Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I am ashamed the law is such an ass. — George Chapman
I have learned from experience that, in the bluff and counterbluff of world politics, to draw a hostile war lord as a horrible monster is… — Unknown Author
Never make people laugh. If you would succeed in life, you must be solemn, solemn as an ass. All great monuments are built over solemn… — Unknown Author
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous… — Konrad Lorenz
Rod Tidwell: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro,… — Jerry Maguire
Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out. — B. C. Forbes
Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back an ass. — Japanese Proverb
Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. — Gwyneth Paltrow
Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me. — Unknown Author
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and… — Maya Angelou
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else ? Gee, how long can you… — Marilyn Monroe
It's hard to pull your foot out of your mouth... ...when your head is up your ass. — Unknown Author
Law is an ass, an idiot. — Charles Dickens
God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass — Thomas Fuller
I told the priest, Don't count on any second coming, God got his ass kicked the first time he came down here slumming — Bible
One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings is, that nature disapproves it; otherwise she would not so frequently… — Thomas Paine
I'm looking at working with people I get on with, that respect me, that don't just see me as a piece of ass. Which I… — Gemma Arterton
If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out. — Billie Joe Armstrong
ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear. In Virginia City, Nevada, he is called the Washoe Canary, in Dakota, the… — Ambrose Bierce
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the… — Eric Cartman
World Is A Cold Ass Mufucka, But That's Why God Made You A Warm blooded Animal. — Daniyal Butt
Don't run from this dick girl I don't li to chase. I wax that ass she make that Mr. Miyagi face. — Lil Wayne
Dressed up like a old lady, uzi under my first dress.Surprise yo ass like a baby...taking his first steps. — Lil Wayne
When you assume you make an ass out of u and me. — Lisette Alfaro
Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican… — Orebela Gbenga

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