Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so… — Adam Garcia
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. — Barry Goldwater
My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass… — Cameron Diaz
Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide. — Jean de La Fontaine
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. — Ernest Hemingway
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. — Heinrich Heine
Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ. — Heinrich Heine
I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but there really is… — Dwayne Johnson
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss… — Bobby Knight
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I… — John Krasinski
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary
Love is more powerful than kicking ass. — Jet Li
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? — G. Gordon Liddy
I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the 'party girl'. I hate that.… — Lindsay Lohan
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it. — Shirley MacLaine
I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon… — Sarah McLachlan
I'm not allowed to see R-rated movies, but I did see 'Kick-Ass' because I'm in it. I'm not going to skip out on my own… — Chloe Grace Moretz
More Americans own their home than ever before. Nearly 70 percent of American's are homeowners. So it is a good time for us to asses… — Randy Neugebauer
I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass. — Jason Reitman
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass. — Frank Sinatra
I'm a pain in the ass to all of the costume designers with whom I work because I have very strong feelings about the subject. — Meryl Streep
The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But… — Alice Walker
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. — Frank Zappa
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not ritually urinate in… — Aldous Huxley
you boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old. — Charles Bukowski

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