Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out? — Waylon Jennings
Why you got your ass on your shoulders? — Busta Rhymes
Joan of Arc should be played as a "pain in the ass" and how do I know she was a "pain in the ass"? ...… — Harold Clurman
Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not. — George Granville, 1st Baron Lansdowne
Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do. — George V. Higgins
I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias
If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line. — Nick Nolte
I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass. — Adam Brody
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash. — The Notorious B.I.G.
America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious like an I-max… — Dennis Miller
We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing. — Tupac Shakur
Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs. — Joni Mitchell
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands. — Ludacris
If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss. — Eminem
Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass. — Lyle Lovett
When you shake you ass, they notice fast. And some mistakes were built to last. — George Michael
Who you going to tell when the repercussions spin, showing off your ass because you think it's a trend. — Lauryn Hill
They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most. — Ludacris
LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down to… — Kool Moe Dee
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up. — The Notorious B.I.G.
You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped. — Queen Latifah
DOCTOR. Always preceded by 'The good'. Among men, in familiar conversation, 'Oh! balls, doctor!' Is a wizard when he enjoys your confidence, a jack-ass when… — Gustave Flaubert
I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me? — Rod Stewart
Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line. — Frank Zappa
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a… — Bill Hicks

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