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U know wat I hate,i hate hating ass bitches, they hate over anything, u gotta man, ur hair, clothes, shoes, face, style ANYTHING!!! bitches hate… — Unknown Author
When fucking assholes flirt even though they have gfs fucking get a life you douchebag I swear hurt my girl ill hunt you down and… — Talyiah
There once was this girl she loved a boy..she knew since elementary...she adored him she thought everything about him was perfect..no matter what anyone said..but..one… — Unknown Author
Success is like food, and I have a huge ass appetite — Refilwemotaung2
If you talk behind my back,your in good position to kiss ma ass — Unknown Author
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja
All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes,thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these bitches swimming on the first date!!! — Lekoma Precious Napo
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... — Jenny_pajaron
Show me a loving man who tries and his woman wears comfy shoes but show me a man not doing his job that bitch has… — Jennifer Amorelli
Ladies, if you ever find out your husband is cheating, then you should take your fat ass to the gym. — Nikhil Saluja
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they… — Kevin
Wow this really works! 1. stick a cactus up your ass! — Jugi Steady

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