Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

My bitch suck, she a vacuum. Fuck her in the ass every time I'm in a bad mood. Ain't got a choice, know she do… — Mac Miller
To those that brag: Brag about the things you have worked hard for to achieve.. Don't brag about your parents success.. They worked their ass… — ReeLow LeeSah
These long ass 90's nails are slowing me down. I have a feeling this trend is going to be short-lived. — Catt Sadler
Bitches scared to let me smash on they ass. Yeah they heard I'm fuckin' nuts like the swag of a fag. — Tyler The Creator
**Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry, disgrace-to-the-male-population… — Unknown Author
When life sweeps you on your ass,get yourself a bigger broom. — Wanda Samples
With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja
But damn I am not, I am stuck in this hell spot i failed to prevail so let my ass rot. — Khalifa Firas
He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass...He asked… — Jennifer Lawrence
Wearing a Beautiful Tight dress with NO ASS is like Having a Branded Wallet with NO CASH!!! — KM II
My foreign car painted flat black. My girl hopped out ass fat. — Waka Flocka Flame
Hey baby nice ass, wanna get lunch sometime? — Punkinhead Abhishek
Save yourself for the girl with class not the girl with swag like an ass! — KM II
The eyes are always watching ,be careful what you say or do around peoples,especially the ones close to you,they will come back and give you… — Unknown Author
Im walking away from my family and my so call friends,all I done was respect you and show my love,but that wasnt enough for yall… — Unknown Author
You know, you'll walk by a construction site and it's like, 'You kiss your mama with that ass?' What does that even mean? I don't… — Michelle Trachtenberg
A daddy's girl could beat a momma's boy's ass anytime!! — Kylee
What the hell is a daddy's little girl? I'm more like daddy's little night mare or daddy's little bad ass — Kylee
You have to act tough and kick ass and pretend to be a big man, don't let them know you are a little boy !! — Glen Rambharack
A pretty girl can kiss a guy a bird can kiss a bee the sun can kiss the grass but you you my friend can… — Unknown Author

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