Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

You see why I fall for you Girl? is not only because you have a fat ass, that I like you, but I also love… — Glen Rambharack
I don't want to sell out the girl, but I meet her on face book recently, she is a nice ting with a nice piece… — Glen Rambharack
You want eggs with your jokes or just an ass whoopin.. Kids these days think there smarter than the average bear.. But ill fuck a… — Kevin McCarty
Ever notice the person who start the fight, the one who hits first, always end up getting their ass beat? — Glen Rambharack
The person who start the fight always get their ass beat !! — Glen Rambharack
Girls with fat ass, I fall flat on my face for them !! — Glen Rambharack
Girl I keep tripping over my lace, every time I look at your sweet ass !! — Glen Rambharack
I do confess about it! But the devil is always putting a fat ass girl in front of me when I am walking, he is… — Glen Rambharack
The first thing that catches my eyes in a woman, is her ass, if she want to get my full attention, all she has to… — Glen Rambharack
Girl you not only thick and have a fat ass, You are beautiful and all !! — Glen Rambharack
Of Ickworth's boys, their father's joys, There is but one a bad one; The tenth is he, the parson's fee, And indeed he is a… — Horace Walpole
This is my bad ass school — Marina
A donkey made an ass out of another donkey. — Mak_786
Falling in love is like a pain in the ass, it's a horrible itch that's quite fun to scratch. — Sophie Olivia Thompson
I May be a bitch, but I got class you fuck with me I'll kick your ass so all you hoes who think your cool… — Fantasia
Whatever your eyes see so do your mind think it into a word that will get your ass whoop! — Frenchqueen
Alot of peoples talk shit behind the computer but soon as you meet up with them they softer then the tissue I use to wipe… — Frenchqueen
We hang out everyday, we can tell each other anything, we do crazy ass shit. Yeah I admit we do crazy shit, but thats whats… — NoHaterzz:)
I can feel freedom in the air. Yep, its time they set yer'ass loose, once again. (Can you feel it, runnin' threw'yer mind / the… — Travis Long
Its Hard To Have An Good Relationship When There's TOO Manny People In It ! Its Just Ass TWO People In A Boat And When… — Yaszii Baez

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