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Guys forget how awesome their girl is until they go out in public together,Then some other guy breaks his neck to get a good look… — Kevin Mccarty
Relationships why can't they be easy??? maybe the lies, the cheating, money, the fights and the jealousy... There is always some1 out there willing to… — Kevin Mccarty
Let Yuhr Hair Blow iin The Breeze Roll Some Bomb Ass Weed.! — Ayyyoo Adrii
Don't bend over backwards for a person that's never there for you UNLESS you're bending over for them to kiss your ass. — Sonya Parker
Justice Tower. Justice my ass. — Kotetsu T Kaburagi
I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2
It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic. -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2
I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner. -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2
Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back.… — Various
Remember, Money doesn't buys happiness.. It buys crazy ass happiness — Asking Alexander
I hate annoyin ass people!... — Unknown Author
Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat , and… — Ritu Ghatourey
Im so dope nigga if you wanna be dope like me then go shove your momma's ass and come tell me if you really did… — Dopekidd
Don't ask me how I fell coz I feel dope after f*ckin your momma's ass — Dopekidd
Dear Haterz, if ur talking about me behind my back then ur in the right position to kiss my ass. — Unknown Author
Don't use your fucking brain , if you do I'll put in your fucking ass some pain — Unknown Author
Life is made of choices. Every morning you start with the choice to get out of bed. Do you choose to be happy or just… — Ash Sweeney
Once you show your ass, it may be hard for people to look you in the face — Aimee Vernon
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty
When you love someone make sure they love you back,because if they don't you Wasting your time,energy and life for they ass !! — Frenchqueen

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