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Ass Quotes by Mark Twain
- At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass
- Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned
- I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
- The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
- As to the human race. There are many pretty and winning things about the human race. It is perhaps the poorest of all the inventions…
- There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his…
- It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
- The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the…
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