Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

The dude you fight every girl over for today is same motherfucker who leaves your ass for the next door bitch tomorrow. — Kola Deng
Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far....Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the way. — Amit Verma
I'm sucker for a big chest and a shorty and, you can throw in the ass too I guess... — Kevin Mccarty
The difference between western and eastern intellectuals is that the former has not been kicked in the ass enough. — Witold Gombrowicz
Fuck beating around the Bush! If SEX is all you want make that shit CLEAR, If you want a RELATIONSHIP make that shit CLEAR, If… — Tequila Lopez
My name is not a dick so hating ass bitch please keep my name out your disgusting ass mouth. — Unknown Author
Love is like a house, if a light bulb breaks you don't just get a new house you work to get new light bulbs unless… — Unknown Author
Fake ass friends, go to hell and rent a room! I'm stepping up higher this year, just deal with it bitches!!!! — Adaeze Agbai
Am tireD of messing around with doggy ass like you ok!! So just walk!!!! — Adaeze Agbai
If You Are Talking Behind My Back Than You Are In A Good Position To Kiss My Ass. — Karal
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-) — Shubham Joshi
If You Are Talking Bullshit About Me Than Make Sure Tht Your Hands Are On Your Ass !! Bitch I'll Fuck Your Ass In No… — Karal
Being smart maybe eating smarties or even being smart ass and buying a smart phone still don't matter your still a f***** idiot... — Kevin McCarty
The people who send you game requests.... WE DONT WANT THEM SO GO SHOV'EM UP YOUR ASS! xD — David Jesus Torres
Like a white boy wearing black paint, you're a fake ass nigga. — Lil Wayne
All that ass I just be like come sit yo groceries on my counter. — Lil Wayne
Got a pocket full of ass-whoopings, I'm givin' 'em out like nicknames. — Lil Wayne
Life is a gamble, dyin' is your best bet. Got a scope on the pistol, give your ass fresh breath. — Lil Wayne
I'mma wear this ass out like a uniform. So ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn. — Lil Wayne
I love it how you break it down and how ya take ya ass up. Thats the skill you own and thats why you make… — Donatt

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