"Love is like a house, if a light……" — Jake

"Love is like a house, if a light bulb breaks you don't just get a new house you work to get new light bulbs unless that house is a LYING CHEATING WHORE THAN YOU GO OUT AND YOU GET YOURSELF A HOUSE YOU DESERVE YOU KICK ASS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER ONE WITH BETTER LIGHTS. ONE WHO WILL APPRECIATE YOU ONE WHO WILL NOTICE YOU GOT A HAIR CUT AND LIGHT BULBS THAT WILL GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR BACK ONCE AND A WILE FUCK THAT HOUSE AND ITS GAY ASS LIGHT BULBS."

— Jake

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