Motherfucker Quotes

106 quotes by 85 authors

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world.… — Neal Stephenson
So I say, â€œLive and let live.â€ Thatâ€™s my motto. â€œLive and let live.â€ And anyone who canâ€™t go along with that, take him outside… — George Carlin
I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Yo! Youâ€™re my dope dealer not my thesis adviser. If I wanted your opinion about my dissertation, Iâ€™d have asked for it, Motherfucker! — Mark Leyner
When asked, "How do you write?" I invariably answer, "One word at a time," and the answer is invariably dismissed. But that is all it… — Stephen King
... not once more will/I be found with beings/who swallowed the rail of life//And one day I found myself with beings/who swallowed the nail of… — Antonin Artaud
Though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the evilest motherfucker in the valley — Alex Garland
I don't understand how people can stand next to you one year,and next year, they cannot. They're going crazy, screaming. They can't take it that… — Tupac Shakur
I don't have to beat you. I don't have to beat you, motherfucker. I just have to keep you here... until Jean shows up. — Scott Lynch
my goal is to always come from a place of love ...but sometimes you just have to break it down for a motherfucker — RuPaul
The first real terror struck him then, and there was nothing supernatural about it. It was only a realization of how easy it was to… — Stephen King
You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!â€ Tyler shouted. — Jeaniene Frost
No cowboys for Canada. Canada got Mounties instead - Dudley Do-Right, not John Wayne. It's a mind-set of "Here I come to save the day"… — Sarah Vowell
When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a… — Steig Larsson
Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt. — Tucker Max
It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't… — Chuck Klosterman
Write like a motherfucker. — Cheryl Strayed
Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly — Patrick Rothfuss
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker. — Rachel Vincent
Knock-knock, motherfucker. — Jenny Lawson

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