Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

The more you start drama the more you going to get your ass whoop at the end...big mouth peoples always loose.... — Frenchqueen
Peoples with big mouths need to be punch in Immediately because that's all they got to fight with and no actions to match with they… — Frenchqueen
When I was a kid Pussy meant a Cat,Sex meant Gender,Bitch was a female dog, Dick was a name of a cartoon film,Bang was a… — Aashi
Welcome to my little sanctuary you've been looking so good all day and you really got a nigga pretty anxious baby better call your boss… — Trey Songz
I got all kindsa heat on my ass. I got FBI, Bangkok PD, Interpol, MSNBC... -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
If someone wants you for your ass, thighs, or breasts, send them to KFC, you're a lady, not a cheap value meal. — Kalsie Snyder
Bitch fuck you I got class ,hurt me once ill kick your ass ,and you think your so cool just remember bitchs rule! — Brits White
That Awkward moment when you plan to study like almost hol-Niht for to-morrows exams and yet the power goZ of so you gat to sleep… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
Good things come to those who wait! greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. — Edchelyn
You know you were my everything but, but you still do this to me what the f*** is up with that, you didn't get when… — Rae Leigh White
I THINK IT'S HIS CUTENESS ON THE OUTSIDE THAT GOT HIM WHERE HE IS.WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WORCK THEIR ASS OFF TO GET THERE — Unknown Author
Would u decline or answer my black ass, — Dwayne
So you screw me over and then you want me back ahahaha fuck off dont even walk your scwarny ass over here just turn around — Tamika-leeigh
Fuck bitches I love myself for being you ass hole nd go to hell because I hadd enough of yoy now go and find a… — Unknown Author
Sometimes in life we have to get off our lazy ass and go out in this world and explore the more you sit the more… — FRENCH
I dont have time to talk I will just knock your ass out like Tyson — French
No time to explain shit to you just watch this ass walk out the door ... — French
Sometimes when someones picking on you,you might just want to kick their ass,but that wont help,so the best thing to do is pray for them… — IrisJC
Behind every women is a oack of trident layers and some ass — Jamario Jackson
Somebody do something! I've got a tank on my ass! -Roman — Fast And Furious 6

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