Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja
Monday, that better not be your ugly ass peeking around the corner — Muniir Zero
Male: ladies first *so I can stare at your ass while you walk past* — Tamika-leeigh
Not trying to be mean or anything, but fuck me dead god is not real he is a fucking hilusonation anyone that reckons they have… — Tamika-leeigh
Haha true defintiion of rat's ass — Tamika-leeigh
Good morning haters, Im here again to let you kiss my ass. :P — Shennon Fabiano
Think of it a strong woman is usually a smart women, arguments with smart women makes more sense, plus after a steamy argument you could… — Glen Rambharack
When life knocks you down get back up and kick its ass — Armando
Always haters lurking mad that nobody like his/her misreable ass so keep disliking because in the end you gone need some liking — Frenchqueen
Don't make me be something I'm not. if you don't like me for who I am then you should just kiss my ass — Sweet_browngirl
Dreamland Goes Dino! Freak-a-saurus and his little web-scammer hanging out over the weekend, planning naughty little tricks, to mock, fool, and use you, to feel… — Javaz
Uh, pussy ass nigga stop hating — Muniir Zero
If you are riding on a donkey, and someone throws a stone at you and knocks you off the donkey, would that mean you are… — Glen Rambharack
My best friend hurt her and ill fricken hunt yo ass down and fricken teach you a lesson :) Love you sooooooooooo much bestie — Talyiah
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife. — Nikhil Saluja
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja
Its funny how black peoples got pick at about how big their lips was and ass back in the days..Now time has change and most… — FRENCHQUEEN
I feel if I had super powers I will be a Villain. The police would always be looking for me, for some sexual harassment charges.… — Glen Rambharack
Sit yo ass down in a corner and stfu. — Kingsley

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