Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I know I'm not perfect or beautiful like most other girls are and I know I'm weird but that makes me who I am I… — Talyiah
A true friend is the one who never hesitate to help,encourage,inspire and support you but will kick your ass off if you made a mistakes… — Regina Malabago
Take them clothes of, that's a fashion statement. I get behind that ass, we drag racing. — Lil Wayne
His name is Jason he is my fav person he lives in my state he loves me for me ass and all he is my… — Destiny
Never wear your welcome out by going over your friend house all the time ,give space sometimes, if not they will get tire of seeing… — Frenchqueen
The only best friend you need is GOD the rest of this world can kiss your ass... — Frenchqueen
If My Future wife doesn't cry while I'm walking down the aisle my ass is turning around. — Karina Zavala
Rumors are a lot like buttcheeks because once you spread them, someone's ass is about to get hurt. — Nikhil Saluja
Nice guys finish last, and gay guys finish in each others ass. — Nikhil Saluja
A Girl with no Ass is like a Guy with no Cash — KM II
To think before you talk is like wiping your ass before you shit. — Asking Alexander
Gucci Mane rap like hes just know getting from a long ass nap — IG:caonte_2_funny
Hate when I'm around old people in they say pull up them pants...I can see your ass...im like damn bitch u dont hear me saying...pull… — IG:caonte_2_funny
If you love somebody let them go. Just make sure you install a tracking device in their ass first. — Nikhil Saluja
To all yall talking shit behind my back,I aint gon be mad at you,all I want is for you to do me a favour,thats while… — Curtis Mayne
Take your lies, excuses and fake apologies, and shove it up your ass. — SONYA PARKER
Slow down, grab the wall Wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off Hella thick I wanna smash 'em all, now Speed up, gas… — Sage The Gemini
If u say that sex is pain in ass than probably you are doing it in a wrong way — Mahatma Gandhi
Noone ever said life was easy but I bet yo ass no one ever thought it would suck so bad at times — Ondraya
When you talk shit about me behind my dumb ass, you only have two options... you cut your TONGUE or just STOP BREATHING.. which one… — MHARWHYN

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