Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Let me know when you're done being a boring ass bitch. — Shane Dawson
If I wasn't saving to get myself a Wii fit, I would fuck your ass up. — Shane Dawson
Here's a few snake ass niggas to bite you. I don't wanna hear why some niggas like you. Old niggas mentally still in high school.… — Kanye West
She Instagram herself like 'Bad bitch alert. 'He Instagram his watch like 'Mad rich alert.' He only wanna see that ass in reverse. Two thousand… — Kanye West
Armed and dangerous, call the law. Stick to the script, no audible. Country ass nigga with an Audemars. Can't spell the shit but I order… — J. Cole
Don't let the college shit fool y'all niggas. Ain't the hardest nigga in the land. But a grown ass man, and I will step to… — J. Cole
No cryin' ass, lyin' ass. Can't afford a whip, but you buyin' ass. This Fresh Prince nigga, I ain't Jazz. Fucked yo bitch, nigga I… — J. Cole
Jiggalo blood line, pimpin' hereditary. Black on 28's, it remind of February. Bet you can fuck with me, that would be Neveruary. Dead ass rapper… — 2 Chainz
Million dollar pussy might pounce on that ass. Threw them hundreds 'til I lose count on that ass. Max out all of them accounts on… — Nicki Minaj
I did NOT get a tattoo of wings on my ass hahaha, not THAT ratchet. — Miley Cyrus
Hot whips you aint seen though. Limo thats my Rolly. Two-eleven on yo bitch. Turn yo ass she stolen. — Meek Mill
You see, what I can't understand is how somebody have a life-time friend. Who they've been through thick and thin with and they just fall… — Fabolous
Her ass fat, you could park ten Tahoes on it. — French Montana
The people like 'Damn, thats a cold ass honky.' — Macklemore
I got these haters hot, like global warming. But I swang without warning get in your ass like that charmin. — Riff Raff
You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
3 miles on the elliptical and 60 sit-ups. Gotta get in shape to kick some ass!...Oh wait I'm 5'2 and that'll never happen?...Shit. — Sarah Hyland
Only 18 but I got my own business. Then I got fame like what the fuck is this. Whole bunch of cameras, fake ass bitches.… — Mac Miller
Ignorant-ass white kid. But I'm still bicycling and recycling. And I'm still eating Gummy Bear vitamins. All my bitches taking Vicodin, huffing nitrogen. — Mac Miller
Classy bitch, don't kiss and tell. Smack her ass and then wish her well. Life sucks, better give em hell. — Mac Miller

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