Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army! — George S. Patton
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you — Bill Maher
But in a crunch, when all our asses are in the sling, it looks like it is easier to deal with the samenesses. When we… — Audre Lorde
You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody — Dominick Cruz
The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over. — Ryan Holiday
Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness. — Dwayne Johnson
Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days. Try to make… — Greg Giraldo
People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass. — Yancy Butler
You don't need a bus pass/ You need to bust your ass — Lil Wayne
My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about. — Pauly D
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because… — Gary Busey
If you just write the kinds of stories you think others will want to read, you'll be competing with cartoonists who are far more enthusiastic… — Scott McCloud
Methought I was enamour'd of an ass. — William Shakespeare
A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference. — Bill Walsh
Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius. — Sheila Heti
Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. — Kevin Hearne
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind. — Michael Rosenbaum
I have this little neighbor next door. He comes over and tells me about playing Call of Duty, and he's talking about, 'Aw yeah, I… — Jonathan Gottschall
I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi. — Frederic Chopin
May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass. (to the jurors who convicted her) — Aileen Wuornos
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass. — Ambrose Bierce
When asses are needed.- You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass. — Friedrich Nietzsche
When finding the right angle for a shot...'Move your ass.' — Jay Maisel
Fossey, Fossey, you cranky difficult strong-arming self-destructive misanthrope, mediocre scientist, deceiver of earnest college students, probable cause of more deaths of the gorillas than if… — Robert M. Sapolsky
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut — Robin Williams

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