Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass… — Unknown Author
As some species of plants need to be burned to the ground in order for them to later flourish, I needed to have my ass… — Xeno Muller
Get over it people, I worked my ass off. — Phil Heath
Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism. — Florynce Kennedy
I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions. — Orrin Hatch
Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. — Bernie Mac
Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches. — Milo Ventimiglia
Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is… — Gary Cherone
You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating. — William Shakespeare
I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch. — William Shakespeare
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubblegum. — Humphrey Bogart
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil — Nicki Minaj
Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass! — James Toney
They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y'all down here. Look at his face. I don't care if you're… — James Toney
I'm Doctor McMahon with a Ph.D. in sweet-ass rock with an emphasis in set list creation. — Andrew McMahon
The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military, despite having the best… — Michael Hastings
I am not bossy, I am the boss. — Beyonce Knowles
If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot. — Charles Dickens
Everybody saying Guerrero, I'll really turn your ass into a real ghost. — Adrien Broner
I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. — Adrien Broner
Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. — Stephen King
Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts… — Idries Shah
Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin
Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction. — Elie Tahari
Instead, over the past thirty years, in the world of action and adventure sports, in situations where asses really were on the line, the bounds… — Steven Kotler

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