Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass. — Marjorie M. Liu
"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass." — Nora Roberts
I like flawed characters very much. A lot of times I get asked to do parts that are kind of small but key - three-scene… — Bobby Cannavale
Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care. — Thomas Pynchon
Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in… — Gerard Way
Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir. — Aphra Behn
Kobe was hell-bent on surpassing Jordan as the greatest player in the game. His obsession with Michael was striking. When we played in Chicago that… — Phil Jackson
Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses. — Benjamin Disraeli
Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses. — Jerry Jones
Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the… — Coolio
If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's… — Charlie Munger
As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a few more things… — Lawrence Block
I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires me. — Mark Cuban
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! — Dwayne Johnson
On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking,… — Dwayne Johnson
I believe in a world where mothers are not expected to shed any physical evidence of their child-bearing experience. In that same world I believe… — Olivia Wilde
You were an ass long before I made one outta ya! — Shawn Michaels
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!! — John Cena
I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free. — Unknown Author
Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you.… — Dwayne Johnson
Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass… — Dwayne Johnson
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time. — Vince McMahon
You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me. — Stone Cold Steve Austin
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me! — The Undertaker
And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

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