Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker
I'll break your face, have your ass mumbling to the jay, you going against me dawg you makin a mistake. I'll split your wig and… — Curtis Jackson
You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. — Eminem
Only eliminating all pains in the ass the real mild and gentle man can live in peace. — William C. Brown
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa
I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. — Jim Butcher
I am a non discriminating driver. I want to kick everybody's ass! — Greg Ray
Owning a business is NOT about working your ass off for the sake of trying to squeeze out a living. It is NOT about making… — Mike Michalowicz
The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time. — Richard M. Nixon
Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses. — John Peers
No intelligent man has ever lost a fight to someone who said 'I'm gonna kick your ass'. — Rory Miller
Obstinacy and heat in argument are surest proofs of folly. Is there anything so stubborn, obstinate, disdainful, contemplative, grave, or serious, as an ass? — Michel de Montaigne
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. — Eleanor Roosevelt
Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me? — Socrates
God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes! — Andrew Wyeth
All my compatriots are asses compared to me. — Paul Cezanne
Any work of architecture that does not express serenity is a mistake. — Luis Barragan
I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better. — Johnny Depp
Most fighters are the most humble people in the world because they've gotten their ass kicked before. — Mike Tyson
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that… — Todd Rundgren
You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things. — Warren Zevon
It's about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer. — Jason Ellis
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses. — Luke the Evangelist
I've made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one. — Norman Mailer
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them. — Calvin Coolidge

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