Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than just a pretty blond boy with an ass that won't quit. — Charles Macaulay
I’m a woman in a man’s job and I don’t have the luxury of being an ass, — Joan Clarke
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her. If she isn't,… — John Huston
The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home,… — Woody Allen
There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his… — Mark Twain
The inquiry in England is not whether a man has talents and genius, but whether he is passive and polite and a virtuous ass and… — William Blake
I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's… — John Waters
I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me. — George Herbert
Intellect in its effort to explain Love got stuck in the mud like an ass. Love alone could explain love and loving. — Unknown Author
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice. — Robinson Jeffers
There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine. — Jimmy Buffett
The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like… — Jerry Pournelle
Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done. — John Dufresne
There's a phrase, "sitzfleisch", which means just plain sitting on your ass and getting it done. Just showing up for work. My uncle Raphael was… — Peter S. Beagle
There comes a day when you've become comfortable in your skin. But God as my witness, I am going to try to do everything I… — Zoe Saldana
I'd always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass. But,… — Olivia Thirlby
I don't particularly dislike any kind of person that might be reading my stuff. They like it and that's cool, but I don't do the… — Jhonen Vasquez
What I didn't know was that if I didn't stand with my back to the wall, Hollywood people would unscrew my ass and sell it… — Joseph Wambaugh
He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves,… — Jess C Scott
Adrian had always found it amusing that a guy could be drilling Stacia up her ass while she considered herself to be a virgin. Her… — Jess C Scott
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat. — Dorothy Parker
And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know… — Tina Fey
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick. — Mark Twain
We be tight like frogs ass. — The Notorious B.I.G.
If you could use your brain like you use your ass... — Alice Cooper

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