Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses. — Lyndon B. Johnson
You've got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass. — Soa Palelei
Fighting is art and there is nothing more beautiful than the painted canvas of just totally kicking someone's ass. — Frank Shamrock
Jiu-Jitsu for sure will save your ass, one way or another. Not necessarily a physical fight but also being able to deal with yourself, know… — Kron Gracie
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais
Who I think is actually doing great things for the appearance of women is that Kardashian girl. Kim Kardashian is giving an alternative. I don't… — Lucy Lawless
I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like,… — Courtney Love
There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday… — Conor McGregor
When you’re working with Army and Marine Corps units, you immediately notice a difference. The Army is pretty tough, but their performance can depend on… — Chris Kyle
In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter what. They will all fight to the death. Everyone of them just wants to get out… — Chris Kyle
I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy. — Mira Grant
Thanks a lot, society, for railroading my ass. — Aileen Wuornos
I started running ultras to become a better person. I thought if you could run 100 miles you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be… — Jenn Shelton
It is idle to play the lyre for an ass. — St. Jerome
The Devil is an Ass , I do acknowledge it. — Ben Jonson
My mom was a pretty hard worker. She worked her ass off, but I'd say we were middle class. I had a car in high… — Reggie Watts
As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love it. It kicks… — Vernon Reid
All I'm saying is we got plenty of Texans, and people from Montana, and New Jersey, and Wyoming, or Kansas City. We got plenty of… — Billy Bob Thornton
Sometimes the show needs that kick in the ass so being able to sing a Nirvana song kind of takes it there. I've grown up… — Girl Talk
I still have my "Anarchy in the UK" 7" [ Sex Pistols single]. I'm sure it gave us a context to think about as well… — David First
That's the world of policing. I've met some bad-ass female cops, who are very cool people. — David Ayer
I've always appreciated people like Graham Parker or Loudon Wainwright III, who spend their entire lives writing songs and working their asses off just to… — Judd Apatow
If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass it ain't in… — Ozzy Osbourne
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it. — Michael J. Fox
If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse. — Thomas Fuller

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