Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Girls with no ass probably typed LMAO wayyyy too many times on Facebook. — Nikhil Saluja
I'll fucking thong yah mate!! ^.^ best movie hahah true aussie bogans HousosVsAuthority SunnyVale4LifeMate COME AROUND HERE SHAKING YOUR FUCKING ANOREXIC ASS MAKIN' MY MAN… — Tamika-leeigh
That moment when ur sitting nxt 2 ur best friend in spanish and goes the answer for number 3 is como and you tell her… — Jessi
I just want to be rich enough to where I can wipe my ass with toilet paper. — Nikhil Saluja
Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm like a magician, cause if a girl tells me she's pregnant, I'll make my own ass disappear. — Nikhil Saluja
Aquafina kid cuisine and a laptop bc chillin like degrees for da sasquacth.. talks pop like the in the middle cinnamon Benjamins never had em… — Unknown Author
Is your phone in your back pocket because that ass is callin me! — Levita BRAHZ
*how about these four and us to what do you say ass wipe! ^.^ the one with the horse head can watch andhe can sniff… — Tamika-leeigh
Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass! — Nikhil Saluja
I call her pain in the ass, she call me arrongant motherfucker. — Meshach Tula
Nothing makes my day better than a morning kiss....on my Wife's ass. — Nikhil Saluja
I want to be a pharmacist. Just so I can yell Now take your suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass! — Nikhil Saluja
Switch on your television to watch how I kicked his ass via catoon network — Jegede Abiodun
If there's anything you want in this life, your not going to get it by sitting your lazy ass down, you want it, you better… — Markus Anthony
Ladies, if a guy sticks his thumb in your ass durning doggystyle, don't get mad, we're just giving you a thumbs up. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't give up your 100% man /woman who bust they ass for you day and night making sure you secure ... Over some 10% assholes… — Frenchqueen
Behind every person theres a story rather its sad or unforgetable we jst have tew be strong n learn how tew live wit it leave… — Dat Bish
Pooper scoopers can be used for many things, but for me, it was used to wipe up my black ass face. — Martin Luther King
I laugh at my own jokes. I'm funny. Kiss my ass so what. — Nikhil Saluja
Hot chicks with no ass are like BMW's with no wheels, fucking useless. — Nikhil Saluja
Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment. — Nikhil Saluja
Ass so fat, I need a lap dance, — Krystal
Hey Daniel if u see this they took my phone away so I have no contact at all with no one I miss you, you… — Unknown Author
You call me a bad ass bitch have you looked in the mirror lately and had a beer then fucked yourself — Unknown Author

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