Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I like that people try to be funny even though there not because it's so much easier to be an ass hole than it is… — Merle Anthony Rowland
If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
Asshole lol — Ass Hole
If u dont like me cuz I'm GAY well guess what I'm not changeing nun so u might as well get use to it Boo… — Shiajohnson123
U hurt me more than once ur sorries mean shit and ur words so do me a favorite and kiss my ass cuz u blew… — Kate Hack
If I say fuck u that mean I dont like yo ass — Shiajohnson123
Today thoo ima just so happy but idk y lml — Shiajohnson123
Bitch like forreal you aint got the balls to talk to my friends bf, I would kill your stupid ass cunt hooker face! — Blondie:)
I'm sick of having to catch my breath every time I see you, I'm sick of falling on my ass from being weak in the… — Blondie:)
I wanna Love you but I hate you it's driving me crazy. This is going to end me. My mind is running even If I… — Simpleman
When yall was comin up did your mom make you pick a stick off The bush to whoop your ass with lol I use to… — Dionta Long
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass. — Blondie:)
Tired of my talking shit. its bs. like forreal I trusted you, thought you cared. haha I was wrong. that just proves to me why… — Patience
To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past. But I still don't… — Blondie:)
Life can bite u in the ass wether you like it or not — Unknown Author
It shocks me when I see old fake ass friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't need fake people… — Blondie:)
Dumb ass people who think it's funny to make fun of someone who don't talk much like really just remember the quite once are the… — Unknown Author
No free rides. gas or ass. Dodge truck. — Me :D
THIS IS THE REASON GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE JOGGING PAVEMENTS AND TWERKING THEIR ASS OFF TO GET A ASS LIKE BEYONCE — Asheya
You shouldnt have said I loved you ,you shouldnt have broke my heart you shouldnt have made me sad you shouldnt have made me feel… — Hemantsmarty
Quotations A WHORE and a DUMB ASS always make A PERFECT COUPLE because the whore will eventually keep hoeing and the dumb ass will be… — Sarah Moores
They say what does not kill you will only make you stronger, what they don't tell you is that it will still kick your ass… — Sarah Moores
How about you cut off your tongue, shove it up your ass and taste your own bullshit once in a awhile. — Sarah Moores
I'm not gonna get angry, call you names, or even kick your ass. cause truth of the matter is, You ain't worth it. and I… — Sarah Moores
It's funny how one day you're talking shit about someone and the next day you're all up that person's ass...if u ask me that's a… — Sarah Moores

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