Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Rock what you got. Confidence over shines insecurity when you accept it, love it, and know it. So flaunt that pretty lil ass of yours… — Sarah Moores
I ain't no bad ass however I ain't no wimp So if you push my buttons you'll see how bad I can get — MrCountry
Snitches end up in ditches cuz they are sorry ass bitches — Sarah Moores
Tired of bending over backwards for people and getting nowhere. From now on I'll bend the other way and you can kiss my ass! — Sarah Moores
You think a half-ass apology is going to make up for treating someone like an object? What's more pathetic is your ignorance towards the damage… — Sarah Moores
I want a boy who I can go to with tears running down my face the first thing he says is whose ass am I… — Cuts And Scars
Snow snow go away, I'm tired of falling on my ass everyday!-_- — Cuts And Scars
Girl I would die for you I would walk to hell and back for you Girl I would make your dreams come true I would… — MrCountry
Do you ever shut the fuck up? Dumb ass,Skank ass,Hoe. — Jasmine
You see that girl out there she's mine Before you say bibs or going to try to take her from me She is her own… — MrCountry
So I just back from the ice rink...my wrist is encased in gauze and tape lol I slipped and fell the wrong way so the… — Unknown Author
Boobs without a fat ass is just ordinary Boobs! — Glen Rambharack
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you like no girl… — Lenny Maria
And people used to say I was so happy? Wow, they sure got their head out of their ass quick. — Naquitta Faith
Keep a man ass bitches!But always fucking with another bitch man ass bitches! — El Jush
I just took a picture of my feet then side my best friend and me why because it will never stop kick someones ass I… — MrCountry
My ass thinkin now I sold my brain on ebay,so I say what I want and I dont care if the words I say hurt… — Curtis Mayne
I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, Im still… — Jarod Kintz
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over… — Anthony Liccione
Some call me an Ass Hole, so I say Try Living Without One. — Sanji-Paul Arvind
People who feel the need to announce everything in their life like we give a rat's ass.... stop because I assure you know one gives… — Unknown Author
Fool me once...you get a pass. Try to fool me twice...and I beat your ass... — Eric Nickel
This is how my Gran Ma used to drop it on me when she was getting ready to cut my arse! Don't let me have… — Glen Rambharack
I just realised sumthng about drugs Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shoveit up your ass the result is the same: addiction. — Hemantsmarty
Tattoos? piercings? and she just leanred to twerk? she got a brain and a ass — Alexia

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