Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Without a girls is like a camera wit no flash, a stripper wit no ass, a car wit no gas — Superman
Swear to god anyone hurts my best friend (tay) ill find your ass and kill you — Unknown Author
Lmao this Message is for all u hating ass wannabe ME!!!! bitches, it aint my fault my parents CAN afford to buy me nice things,… — Unknown Author
Lmfao here you go.. I wrote something really funny so if u could read it correctly your gonna laugh your ass off hard... Your welcome… — Gangsta
I'm a boss ass bitch — Chelsia
Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little more about the girl you're dating? Cause last time I checked, work… — Unknown Author
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass. — Unknown Author
School tomorrow same shit fake bitches annoying teachers ratchet hoes fake thugs unnecessary drama annoying ass people — Arjun Loveable
Sometimes the ones we love the most are the ones who need a kick in the ass the hardest. — Superman
This is one of my friends but sometimes he can be a ass — Shiajohnson123
When I woke up yesterday, I was Salma Hayek, it wasn't easy, with so many hands in hollywood trying to grab my ass. Thank goodness… — Melchor Lim
Miley cyrus flat as a ruler everywhere tf she always twerkin for?..she need to twerk that flat ass back to disney channel — John Vercetti
Look at this bitch, she is over loading my thing and she is really pissing me off I should put up what she is telling… — Unknown Author
I am an lazy ass textor, unless ua hot — Hellwidflava
I m beldjilali mohamed have mentality hipe hope dont love bitch and slat who walk by her body and her ass like car out side… — Beljilali Mohamed
Fed investigation say a nigga sold 2 bricks Police allegations say I whooped em with a pool stick Red wearin make-up, yea I had to… — Gucci Mane
LICK MY ASS, WHAT U TASTE IS,... RAP. — Unknown Author
Your Ass Must Get really Jellous at the amount 'SHIT that comes out of your Mouth ! — Jessie 121
When he grabs your ass while he's kissing you. — Maggie
Females be 14 looking like they 19 acting like they 25 but washing they ass like they 5..... — MlY AB
They always ask why do Men cheat? why do they always go to the Hoe in the streeets, why? Answer is simple! It's not her… — Billy Vincent
I think God created ex-wives to remind us that hemorrhoids really aren't the biggest pain the ass! — Jason Lee
I don't be tripping over one bitch, if you want her you can have her , cuz me I'm chilling . I'm keep chase after… — AlexGman
We accept the love we think we deserve..you deserve far more better then some ass cheating, low life little boy who doesn't know a thing… — Bubbles
Im a little angel...short and sweet...dont piss me off or your ass will get beat!!! — Ana Chable

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