Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

How you think you going to be somebodies man and your ass cant even be a man. — Lil Mama
This is how gurl's look when they see ugly ass skanks — Destiny
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like… — Unknown Author
What do you want me too I gave everything,every part of me and you threw it all away 7 months of us together and it… — Wrestling001
A half truth, is a Whole ass Lie!! — Advice Therapy
Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth — Niall Horan
YOU'RE A FUCKING GROWN ASS WOMEN! AND YOU MADE MY SISTER CRY! OKAY,BITCH!WE ARE GOING TO HAVE WORDS! YOU WAIT! I NOT FUCKING KIDDING WITH… — Jazzy
1)Take off on/Roll on=woop ass, cuss out Go left=lose your cool, go crazy 2)Peel back= Verbally tear into someone 3)Defecation of Character (wordplay on defamation… — Josh Q
I have been hurt by, pretty much everyone in my life in some kind of way. I really dont know how todescribe how much it… — Savannah J
This girl right here, I wanna date her again so badly. I dated her over the summer, but, she left me :( SHe is amazing,… — Savannah J
Was I bitter? Absolutely. Hurt? You bet your sweet ass I was hurt. Who doesn't feel a part of their heart break at rejection. You… — Unknown Author
Help me. Fuck with my feelings again, I swear, I will stick my foot so far up your ass, you win gonna be able to… — Savannah J
Leave me alone! Can't you see that I am already hurt enough without you addin on to it? I am super sorry but I just… — Savannah J
You better leave me the hell alone unless you want my foot shoved up your ass. You hurt me once I aint lettin ou do… — Savannah J
I don't kiss ass I kiss lips — Shanelle Cook
Haha,Watch me get in troubleXD I already know. Friday comes imma punch Aj in his face(: I'll be like ''Bitch,You fucking dumb ass cunt!'' And… — Jazzy
Yesterday is a day that has passed and I'm still missing your ass.Its bad cause even after all the things I did you, still left… — Tatyana Matias
If life treats you well...prepare it your ass to take a really hard slap.. cause it's not the way it works giving free chanses — Patrick Limitless
Gotta love girls with a fat ass and alil hip, pretty face, respectful, dont take crap from nobody, and a freak in the bed — Unknown Author
He left me. He broke me. I knew better than to trust his ass :'( — Savannah J
Its time to put my ass to bed, and calm those monsters in my head. Tomorrow is another day, and I am sure that more… — Andrew Guzaldo
Why can't my death come soon, my life is falling to pieces and heart has been broken too many times...i don't see the point of… — Crystal
Look into my eyes Tell me what you see A bad ass bitch With some cruel tendencies — Tatianna
You are who you are never no ass kissing, a straight up tell it how it is person. — Gee Linder
Um I'm not girly, I hate fake ass people, I love my haters, I love to party and drink and smoke, I love to.. umm… — Cutegirl

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