Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I'm a bad ass bitch xD, so subscribe to me k thankssss. — Unknown Author
Fuck your sorrys I'm done with your ass — Alexia
I just told my momm that I'm going to commit suicide to get away from her ass. she said: yeah right . just wait till… — Unknown Author
So,I was told by a so called,''Friend'' (She is a fake ass hoe nowXD) that this kid didn't like me. So,We were talking,He does like… — Jasmine Laura
I think I just might .. really like your redneck ass. — Brittany
My life sucks your life sucks lets all have a sucky life together Life sucks then you die So fuck the world lets get high… — TheShadowOfhell
I'm gonna go all Taylor Swift on yo ass. Bet you'll want me when I've got all my awards. — Unknown Author
There comes a time in our lives, where we finally figure out that a PEACE of mind is far greater than a PIECE of ass. — Gwen Chancellor
The ass is neater than the mouth — D Brown
Do ya thank? — Killa
If you are an ass and considers yourself a stag, then the time you will find your error is when you have to jump a… — Vikrant Parsai
I put my wise-ass in my smartypants today so don't mess with me. — Laura
This is me ^_^ suchhh a lazy ass — Patience
Eating Ass Is NOT Sex , That Shit Is Fear Factor . — Unkown
Nobody cares about your excuses. Nobody pities you for procrastinating. Nobody is going to cuddle you because you are lazy. Its your ass. You move… — Babloo
A miser is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles all its life. — Vikrant Parsai
As a writer I am a virtual pain in the ass. Not only do I unearth the family skeletons, I polish them up real nice… — Yust Lundberg
I-I-I I can make your bed rock (Young Money) I-I-I I can make your bed rock girl I-I-I I can make your bed rock I-I-I… — Unknown Author
Let's get one thing crystal clear : CHEATING IS NOT AN ACCIDENT .CHEATING IS A CHOICE. It requires thought ,intent and effort. You don't ''… — Unkown
How to find out if your cat is plannin to kill your ass xD — Dyllan
I forgive you for the truth I liked you better when you lied, and I forgive you being you cause you were better when you… — Unknown Author
Thirsty ass mofos lol jk love my friends — Berta
Words full from mouth as shit from ass — Unknown Author
H-h-h-h-holy shhh... Slow down, grab the wall Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off Hella thick I wanna smash 'em all Now… — Sage The Gemini
We're friends,you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your stupid ass! — Bubbles

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