Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then… — Unknown Author
People Who are Bitching shit about me in mah Back..they're in a Good Position to kiss my ASS. — Raghav Singh
If you have time to judge other people you have way too much time on your hands. Get off your ass and do something meaningful. — ZhatsPrincess
Stop focusing on what you should have said or done in the past, and START focusing on what your ass should be doing NOW. — Sonya Parker
Every single day. Not giving up, living up all my dreams So go ahead and look like Im inferior Condescension, Suffering, Callousness and Loathing. Are… — Motionless In White
I prove to you that all men are not the same we all not ass holes we all don't think about sex all the time… — Rayshawn Lee
Yea u wanna block??? Lmao..funny..RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!! Lmfaoooo laughing my ass off right now yo..dis bitch retarded asf — Unknown Author
Do I want to change the world? To some extent yeah. It needs to be changed ... It needs a kick up the ass. — Billie Joe Armstrong
You know you're an Ass when you think it's okay to hurt others just because you're not happy with your family or your life. — Louise Angela Deseles
Did it ever occur to you that people think you're an ass, because you're an ass? — Louise Angela Deseles
It's called hindsight because now I see what an ass you ARE. Dedicated to a certain someone — Louise Angela Deseles
If you feelin some type of way then that personal Niggas hating on me but I dont give no fucks at all Your girl still… — Unknown Author
Yea I got a girl whats the big deal? Niggas tying to ride that they got big wheels had to freestyle cause this shit too… — Unknown Author
Aight bitch I'm boutta tell u how I really feel, I left tha drama tf alone, nobody talkn behind ur back hone..IF U WOULDNT OF… — Unknown Author
I'mma throw this money like a free throw You just keep on dancing, like a freak ho Arch your back, put your hands on your… — Speaker Knockerz
Your ugly and playing hard to get Ugh ? Yo ass in already hard to want :P — Kemis Khan
Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass. — Maya Angelou
Get A DOPE chick, Lock Her Down. And Build A DOPE Ass Life With Her — Youngbbyface
You live this life once, live it well as nobodies going to live it for you! The worlds a big place, so get off your… — Progrezza
If you are talking in my back congratulations you are the best position to kiss my ass — Unknown Author
Lol funn ass shyt — Bella
IAM A FAT ASS +THAT DONT LIKE MEN AND LIKES GIRLS AND I DONT GET ALONG WITH NOBODY AND EVERYONE ON MY LIST I TALK… — Unknown Author
Hey! I got a busted ass here and I don't see anyone kissing *it*! — Bender Bending Rodriguez
Your mouth should never write checks your ass can't cash! — Tracy Estes
Do not tickle too much,as it will lead to sore ass — Pradeepkumardevi

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