Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

You're like a b*tch with no ass you ain't got s*** — Lil Wayne
II'll cool ya ass down if ya think ya hot s*** — Lil Wayne
I would eat Rob Pattinson so that I could steal some of that pretty. I wanna be pretty like he's pretty. I want that James… — Megan Fox
An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass — George Washington
A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time… — Bill Maher
"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street,… — Jim Gaffigan
Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim.… — Meredith Grey
I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of… — Margaret Cho
Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code? Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my ass. — Good Will Hunting
I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him of being the Manchurian Candidate, that somehow the Vietnamese had… — Senator John Kerry
Bitch I ball no peep show; dead ass no peep show! — Nicki Minaj
Pink wig thick ass give em whip lash. — Nicki Minaj
I've always loved the flirtatious tango of consonants and vowels, the sturdy dependability of nouns and capricious whimsy of verbs, the strutting pageantry of the… — Dennis Miller
Pussy ass nigga I don't want ya gonorrhea. — Lil Wayne
What's up Jeezy, and what's up peezy? Dem weak ass niggas couldn't hurt my pinky. — Gucci Mane
Camera flash, camera flash I see yo ass, lookin wit your lookin ass, so come and take a camera flash. — Gucci Mane
Fuck you, pussy ass haters you should do you. — Drake
Waka Flocka Flame one hood ass nigga. — Waka Flocka Flame
All that ass in yo jeans. — Waka Flocka Flame
These lame ass niggas ain't got no fight; Kick in my door we gon shoot out all night. — Waka Flocka Flame
They gone lay yo ass out rock you to sleep like a baby, Hit squad shawty in the hood we got them babies. — Waka Flocka Flame
But Man Ol' Girl Gotta Phat Ol' Ass....Yea The Type To Make You Tell A Bitch Just Dance. — Kid Cudi
Old ass broad off track like bad weave. — Nicki Minaj
Shittin on you bitches, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass. — Lil Wayne

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