Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Set It Off? My shit was Wack in that, Man! I don't feel like I'm a good Actor. I feel like I can do it… — Dr. Dre
You can kiss my indecisive ass crack, maggots, and the cracker's ass, Little Cracker Jack, beat-making wackass backwards producers. — Dr. Dre
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs, The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with, Don't even respect your ass,… — Dr. Dre
So you can kiss my black ass, Fuck the white house, it aint my house, So you can burn the mothafucka down for all I… — Eazy-E
Only thing we fear in this world was Williams Wayne. Neva thought about hittin licks or slangin caine. did not think I'd be the one… — Andre 3000
Snatch fishing is the shit, its illegal but its so fucking fun. Heres what it is: its a three prong hook with a weight in… — Gym Class Heroes
We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u gonn' scare somebody that wanna die? you'll be like- Katt:… — Katt Williams
I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as a pussy replacement, pussy is at the top of the… — Katt Williams
Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and… — Katt Williams
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga! — Kevin Hart
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch! — Kevin Hart
I'll kiss you you bitch ass nigga. That the hood won't miss you you bitch ass nigga. — Jadakiss
Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass. — Unknown Author
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga. More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger. — Unknown Author
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this but the pussy ass niggaz don't show this. — Unknown Author
So if you're at a show in the front row. I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass hoe. — Unknown Author
As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll be bigger than Will Smith's son. — Tracy Morgan
Lava's really intense. Nobody saw the scene, but we did this action scene, and they cut out the part when she came in with this… — Ray J
Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fucking true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass… — T-Pain
I'm a hit maker Not a comedian So why da fuck were these niggas laughin at me when I seen they ass This shit would… — T-Pain
Who would have though that the little running back with the dickerson mask would be gettin in the ass of opponents, witness what I'm showing,… — Unknown Author
Im the best, even when Im cynical. Angle these beats like a pentagon, whenever my pen is on and nothing here minimal. Counting my bread,… — Unknown Author
Roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0. Mad out with my dreads in my kango. — Busta Rhymes
Yo its funny how all the chickens be always servin us. All up in between they ass where they wanna carry us. — Busta Rhymes

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