Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm crazy, I will… — Madea
To all y'all rap ass niggas wid ya half assed rhymes, talkin' bout how much weed ya smoke n how much you get high n… — Mobb Deep
Yeah you know it, growin up too fast, showing up to class with Moet in a flask, asked the teacher, if he leaved would he… — MF Doom
Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought, on the campaign trail he came to gain ya support, charge cash for an autograph,… — MF Doom
One lonely evening alone home, end up with carpal tunnel syndrome, here I am don't forget the heavy back aches, grown and living off of… — MF Doom
I wear fur and if somebody throws shit on me I'm gonna whup your ass! I wish somebody would throw shit on me. — Kimora Lee Simmons
Everything in nature rules by kickin' ass. — Krs One
Don't they know my nigga gutta, fuckin' kidnap kids? Fuck 'em in the ass, throw 'em over the bridge. — Biggie Smalls
Thug related style attract millions, Fans, they understand my plan. Who's the kid up in the green Land? Me and the RZA connect, blow a… — Raekwon
We global, travel the bubble duckin trouble. Don't make us get the bury body shovel. We vicious, dumpin' bodies in ditches. And runnin pimp game… — Mac Dre
You stop at all of the greasy nasty-ass truck stops and you never get a proper rest. But every night you party like it's the… — Busta Rhymes
The best to do it we only deal with the facts bitch. Blazin that I'm so amazin on the tracks BITCH! (BOUNCE ON 'EM!) And… — Busta Rhymes
What difference does it make if you get with the popular guy or go to the right parties, or you know the moves to some… — Peyton Sawyer
Lock and load the clip, see po-po then slow the whip. Big ass guns in a stolen whip, but if you got weed then roll… — Jim Jones
Must be high off angel dust, to think that you can bang wit us hang wit us, tape you to the hood no thang with… — Jim Jones
Life is all about ass, you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of… — Unknown Author
Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why I am better than… — Kenny Powers
When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball. — Kenny Powers
Watch it, ass blood. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down
The reality is irrelevant. [House looks into the clinic and sees Cecelia sitting there.] I'll prove it. People who know me see me as an… — Dr Gregory House
No one wants to be on an impostor, fly by night, wanna-be, cheap ass, half assed, 2nd rate, poser, amateur hour talk show like yours! — Chris Jericho
I got kicked out of school, she had to talk to my principal. Yeah she kicked my ass, but her love is unconditional. I love… — Yung Joc
I gotta couple reasons you can call me the boss. Il'l drop a couple stacks and watch your ass get lost. — Yung Joc
Monkey nigga better not slip, feed yo ass banana clips, yea I'll bust yo head gasket and leave you with an arm drip. — Yung Joc
You don't want these problems, that's a bad idea. Machete'll have your ass runnin' like diarrhea. — Yung Joc

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