"Watch it, ass blood. -Stevie Janowski" — Eastbound And Down
"Watch it, ass blood. -Stevie Janowski"
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30 Quotes by Eastbound And Down
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Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny Powers
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If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. -Kenny…
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Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers
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No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising. -Kenny Powers
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This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
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It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how do I say it, a…
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Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer
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Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you…
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He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers
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Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski
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You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch of posers, and hos, and…
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I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the…
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.…
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
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I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was…
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
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We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It…
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I hope you're all Republicans.
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