Eastbound And Down Quotes

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• Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny Powers
• If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. -Kenny Powers
• Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers
• No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising. -Kenny Powers
• Watch it, ass blood. -Stevie Janowski
• This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
• It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how do I say it, a little wet in my $$!?…
• Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer
• Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking. -Kenny…
• He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers
• Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski
• You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch of posers, and hos, and dickheads. -Stevie Janowski
• I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers
• I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers
• Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. -Clegg
• How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash can? -Kenny Powers
• Please let me stay here and tear this shit up with you. -Stevie Janowski
• I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers
• It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire. -Mr. Cisneros
• Well Stevie these motherfuckers, are the church group. -April Buchanon

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