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- Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny Powers
- If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. -Kenny Powers
- Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers
- No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising. -Kenny Powers
- Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking. -Kenny…
- He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers
- Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski
- I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers
- I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers
- How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash can? -Kenny Powers
- I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers
- I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers
- How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers
- Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers
- Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so fuck it. -Stevie Janowski
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- Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now. I just have a very hard time… — Kenny Powers
- Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
- If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
- Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
- No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
- Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be… — Eastbound And Down
- He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
- Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down
- I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
- I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
- How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash can? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
- I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down