"I know that deep inside you there's a……" — Eastbound And Down
"I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers"
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30 Quotes by Eastbound And Down
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Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny Powers
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If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. -Kenny…
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Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers
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No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising. -Kenny Powers
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Watch it, ass blood. -Stevie Janowski
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This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
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It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how do I say it, a…
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Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer
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Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you…
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He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers
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Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski
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You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch of posers, and hos, and…
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