"That wouldn't fit my right testicle" — Simone Elkeles
"That wouldn't fit my right testicle"
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266 Quotes by Simone Elkeles
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We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private.
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Some things need to be left unsaid.
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Don't be afraid to be unique. Love yourself before you love another.
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I write edgy, sexy teen romances, and that's what I'll continue to do.
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NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex.
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You are the one girl that made me risk eveything for a future worth having.
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We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.
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I want to try making things right because picking up the pieces is way better than leaving them the way…
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One of the things that makes me who I am is the loyalty I have to people I hold close…
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I don't deserve you. You know that, querida, don't you? (Alex)
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The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with…
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I want to tell her how much she's become the center of my being. But I can't. The words won't…
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