Testicles Quotes

52 quotes by 43 authors

Because men, compared to male chimps, have such relatively small testicles (large testicles indicate a species where many males mate, one after the other, with… — Carl Sagan
The average human has one breast and one testicle. — Des MacHale
Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example. — John Dockery
Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. — Nikita Khrushchev
In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by… — Padma Lakshmi
I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up… — Mike Tyson
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. — Linda J. Furney
I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian. — Steven Morrissey
Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle. — Dixie Lee Ray
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified. — Cathleen Schine
I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design. — Mark Lawrence
I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle. — Richard Wiseman
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who… — Kevin Hearne
My writing routine is everyday I put a record on, the same one since 20 years. Then I burn a stick of incense, I put… — Alejandro Jodorowsky
One hundred women are not worth a single testicle. — Confucius
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see,… — Norman Lindsay
My voice is the only material thing in which I can still reveal myself. Go ahead and cut off the hand or the testicles of… — Abdellatif Laabi
Eating any of these things, goat testicles or what have you, isn't going to be nice, but you get into that zone, you become focussed… — Bear Grylls
I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind. — Eric Hoffer
My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow. — Dan Brown

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