Testicles Quotes
52 quotes by 43 authors
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I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered…
— George Carlin
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If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them…
— Orson Scott Card
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Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
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Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Oh, sheez, what’s Syd Vicious doing back in town? (Payne) How’d the testicle retrieval go, Payne? You still limping?...Thought so. I got the thank-you card…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe.…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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it seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100…
— Tom Waits
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If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble
— P. C. Cast
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When anesthesia was developed, it was for many decades routinely withheld from women giving birth, since women were "supposed" to suffer. One of the few…
— Nicholas D. Kristof
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That wouldn't fit my right testicle
— Simone Elkeles
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I've been sniffing out the guys in my English class (to the extent that this is possible without getting my throat cut), but they smell…
— Jaclyn Moriarty
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A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.
— Allan Pease
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What in the name of Zeus's testicles?
— Darynda Jones
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The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided…
— Glen Duncan
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It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.
— Darynda Jones
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
— Darynda Jones
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Liver, lungs, heads, tails, kidneys, testicles, all of these things which are traditional, delicious and nutritious parts of our gastronomy go to waste.
— Tristram Stuart
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Moral: A peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deuteronomy 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male…
— Donald Morgan
Who Wrote These Testicles Quotes
43 authors contributed a total of 52 Testicles Quotes, led by these top contributors: