Testicles Quotes

52 quotes by 43 authors

I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered… — George Carlin
If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them… — Orson Scott Card
Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, sheez, whatâ€™s Syd Vicious doing back in town? (Payne) Howâ€™d the testicle retrieval go, Payne? You still limping?...Thought so. I got the thank-you card… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Youâ€™re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldnâ€™t have moved, Joe.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
it seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100… — Tom Waits
If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble — P. C. Cast
When anesthesia was developed, it was for many decades routinely withheld from women giving birth, since women were "supposed" to suffer. One of the few… — Nicholas D. Kristof
That wouldn't fit my right testicle — Simone Elkeles
I've been sniffing out the guys in my English class (to the extent that this is possible without getting my throat cut), but they smell… — Jaclyn Moriarty
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. — Allan Pease
What in the name of Zeus's testicles? — Darynda Jones
The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided… — Glen Duncan
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles. — Darynda Jones
Itâ€™s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. â€”T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Liver, lungs, heads, tails, kidneys, testicles, all of these things which are traditional, delicious and nutritious parts of our gastronomy go to waste. — Tristram Stuart
Moral: A peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deuteronomy 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male… — Donald Morgan

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