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Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person…
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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had…
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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from…
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Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
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I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her,…
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
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Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More…
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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT
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Because men, compared to male chimps, have such relatively small testicles (large testicles indicate a species where many males mate, one after…
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I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those…
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You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t…
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The average human has one breast and one testicle.
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Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example.
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Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.
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In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take…
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