Testicles Quotes

52 quotes by 43 authors

I wonder when someone will grow the testicles to say to americans everywhere, 'Enough with the self-medicating.' Seriously. What ever happened to dealing with life?… — Anthony Beal
Moral: a peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deut. 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male… — Donald Morgan
But I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind — Eric Hoffer
Who knew, that a man with 24 inch pythons would have half inch testicles! — The Rock
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
You're all...testicles, and no shaft! What happened to your shaft Robert? -Stinkmeaner — Boondocks
Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. — Peter Griffin
Bad music in games causes gamers a sharp, sudden pain not unlike a swift kick to the testicles...not that I'd know what that felt like. — Morgan Webb
Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. I can't see that as solving… — John Lydon
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. — Danny Mcbride
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja
A Child can fulfill his mother's breast but can never keep the hands on his father's testicles! — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament

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