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- Because men, compared to male chimps, have such relatively small testicles (large testicles indicate a species where many males mate, one after… — Carl Sagan
- The average human has one breast and one testicle. — Des MacHale
- Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example. — Unknown Author
- Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. — Nikita Khrushchev
- In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take… — Padma Lakshmi
- I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to… — Mike Tyson
- If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. — Unknown Author
- I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian. — Steven Morrissey
- Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle. — Dixie Lee Ray
- One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified. — Cathleen Schine
- I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design. — Mark Lawrence
- I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle. — Richard Wiseman