"I never joined the army because at ease……" — Mitch Hedberg

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• True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but… — Arthur Ashe
• You never find yourself until you face the truth. — Pearl Bailey
• That is the great mistake about the affections. It is not the rise and fall of empires, the birth and… — Amelia Barr
• Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. — Jane Addams
• Justice is an unassailable fortress, built on the brow of a mountain which cannot be overthrown by the violence of… — Joseph Addison
• Neither the Army nor the Navy is of any protection, or very little protection, against aerial raids. — Alexander Graham Bell
• Back in Chicago, all we cared about was rock 'n' roll and staying out of the army. — John Belushi
• I like army boots, I like peasant skirts - sometimes together! So I do know that I have odd taste. — Mayim Bialik
• It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. — Aesop
• My dad was in the Army. The Army's not great pay, but, you know, we moved from Army patch to… — James Blunt
• Women are nothing but machines for producing children. — Napoleon Bonaparte
• Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. — Napoleon Bonaparte

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