Kenny Powers Quotes

19 quotes by 4 authors

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now. I just have a very hard time expressing my emotions,… — Kenny Powers
Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking. -Kenny… — Eastbound And Down
He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash can? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so fuck it. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down
Look here you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. — Kenny Powers
Kenny Powers' days of burnin' ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference. — Danny Mcbride
I'm Kenny Powers, you're more of a Debbie Downer. My bitch taking off her trousers every time I get around her. — Mac Miller

Who Wrote These Kenny Powers Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 19 Kenny Powers Quotes as follows: