Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Honey, check it out, you got me mesmerized with your black hair and your fat-ass thighs. Street poetry is my everyday but yo, I gotta… — A Tribe Called Quest
Nature shows suck ass, though cobras are pretty sweet. Pretty much any animal that has a gang named after it is pretty bad ass. I… — Pete Wentz
Watching a grown ass woman buy a carton of lemonheads with quarters at Walgreen's. — Gabe Saporta
Dark ass shades I could see them haters now eat this fucking bullets dont forget to tip the waiter — Lil Wayne
I'm not ganna touch the hate like a stupid bacteria like some nasty ass food from the cafeteria. — Mac Miller
Shake that booty, turn it around. Hey! Hey! Hey! Back that ass up, wine go down. Ok!!! — Elephant Man
Everybody packin like nicki minaj ass. — Waka Flocka Flame
Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass! — Blair Waldorf
Hey, gal tell mi yuh fantasies. Mek mi rub dung yuh ass and round titties. — Beenie Man
Wen mi inna gas mask or ski mask. Fiya a bag a man cuz him luv free ass. — Aidonia
Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad… — Juno (The Movie)
What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again. - John Beckwith — Wedding Crashers
Share that with the Dali Lama, jack ass! - Jeremy Grey — Wedding Crashers
Go out there and get some strange ass! - Jeremy Grey — Wedding Crashers
Sack Lodge: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! John Beckwith: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is… — Wedding Crashers
Beside every king its a bad ass queen so girl lets make this chest move — J. Cole
Not even the type that we consider a pimp, youre out ya monkey ass mind the type we consider a chimp — Stack Bundles
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. -Frank Vitchard — Anchorman
If U Were To Eat My Ass, Would You Then Be The Shit? — Lil Wayne
Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett. — Superbad
No, Im The Shit. I Came Outcha Momma's Ass Haha — Lil Wayne
I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson — Pineapple Express
YUUU TWO FACED YO ASS ND YO FACE BXTCH KEEP THAT SHXT IN YO PANTS — Unknown Author
Ass shake ass shake yeah I like that ass shake ya'll bitches gona show me love I know ya'll hoes anit that fake — Big Sean
When you look back on your sorry-ass life 30 years from now, do you want to be the loser who did the right thing, or… — RJ Berger

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