Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call. — Unknown Author
Treating the whole world as if it works for you doesn't suggest you're special, it means you're an ass. — Unknown Author
Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass; but Ive survived to tell about it. — Dolly Parton
Sour D's got me touchin' the moon, rollin' up blunts the size of a fuckin' cocoon. Wolves roll together like some family raccoons, tellin' you… — Odd Future
Watch where you're going fat-ass! — Unknown Author
Hey grandpa... When was the last time you got some ass? — Kevin Hart
I don't give any of my two middle hands finger...you can kiss my natural skinny ass... — Unknown Author
If the girl standing next to me got a fat ass. Then Ill probably give her my number. — Drake
She a 7 in the face, but a 10 in the ass. She even look better by the end of my glass. — Big Sean
Big ass bottles, Big Ice buckets. I work too hard to be ballin on a budget. Me and my people do it big out in… — Big Sean
I keep the nine mili laser tag pal condo in Miami that's my favorite pad watchin' Rondo versus Miami he just made a ass. — Jim Jones
Gotta coop it while we racing past. Body stupid, what a crazy ass. — Jim Jones
If I die today, remember me like Jimi Hendrix. Butt-ass nekkid covered in all bad bitches. — Wiz Khalifa
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. — Eric Cartman
Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass? — Eric Cartman
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass. — Eric Cartman
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me… — Eric Cartman
Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog. — Eric Cartman
When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my fault nigga I kept it too real. — Plies
Consider yourself lucky to see a legend before the prime, a killer before the crime, a BIG before the Dime. Greet me with a middle… — Big Sean
A trifling ass bitch make the big dog growl, a bad ass bitch make the big dog proud. — Webbie
Man I love them bad bitches with them sexy ass tattoos, them bad bitches with them bad bitches attitudes. — Webbie
Of course I'm back dawg, chain endorsed by Jack Frost; pants sag cause I floss my ass off. — 40 Cal
U Wanna Cop Me Out, Well Wats Ma Crime, Throwing Me Under Wen It Aint My Time, Tryin Get Facts On Me That U Cant… — Unknown Author
If you're a two-faced person and ur talking behind me... then you're in a good position to kiss my ass! — Unknown Author

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