Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Listen, run along, before I fold you up like a paper airplane and sail your ass out of here. — Triple H
Shawn Michaels could walk down to this ring, get on his knees, bend over and kiss me on the ass and it ain't gonna make… — Triple H
Ive got more ass then a toilet seat — Unknown Author
See Im real careful about how I carry myself in these streets seem like niggas now only care about how good you under the the… — Unknown Author
Bitch you really funny because you hide behind a cellphone or a computer; Pussy ass nigga I dont wont your STDS! — Unknow
Suck my dick bc I'm black dont hate me bc I stand taller than your bitch ass . — Unknown Author
When shit becomes valuable poor people will be born with out ass holes. — Unknown Author
If youre a grown ass motha fucka.. AND you get killed.. AND you get killed by a tiger.. AND you get killed by a tiger… — Katt Williams
O-one B-big A-ass M-mistake A-america — Unknown Author
Dark ass shades so I can't see them haters — Unknown Author
A penis has a hard life,its family is nuts,its best friend is a pussy, its neighbor is an ass hole and its owner beats him. — Unknown Author
I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by guys like me just so we could check out yo sexy ass — Kid Cudi
I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' when opening up a door was created by guys like me just so we can check out yo… — Unknown Author
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass hammered by guystheres no better feeling than to have that… — Matt Stairs
When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up. — Unknown Author
Oh no, there I go, magic trickin on your ass. Throwing every president except for Nixon on your ass. — Drake
Now I ain't got no kids yet, but this right here's for practice. I hate to get the seats in the Benz wet, but that's… — J. Cole
You see you're looking for a man like you need somebody. Get your ass off of Twitter you could be somebody. — J. Cole
Success bring bitches, and they bad as fuck. Ass fat as fuck, with a little ol' waist I ain't want the whole meal, just a… — J. Cole
If a boy aint showen you no act right no love. then you need to find the strength to leave his ass — Neonya Marie
While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too — Unknown Author
I hate when you send someone a long ass message and the only respond with a — Uknown
Hahaha;funny females, get funny ass wopens — Unknown Author
Saturn? 7 rings. MJ? 6 rings. Kobe? 5 rings. LBJ?.... a kick ass head band. — Unknown Author
Aye yo, justin bieber a crip ass nigga, on my momma cuz! — Tyler The Creator

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