Ass Quotes

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass — Big Sean
U c ur ex bf and u both smile and nodd...inside he's thinking 'God I really miss her'....and ur thinking 'haha, that lyen fake ass… — Unknown Author
I think that you are a bad ass rapper u will be rember. — Biggie Smalls
Rianna got her ass beat haaahaaaa by Chris brown dats wat your ass get — Rihanna
I fell in love with beyonces ass — Ciara
If you want good information, get it from the horse's mouth, not from a horse's ass. — Tom Potter
Now, VinceMac Mahon, Mr. McMahon, whatever it is you like to be called, I think it's time you got yo' pencil-neck geek ass out here… — The Undertaker
You better give your soul to the Lord, because your ass belongs to me! — The Undertaker
Im going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off! — The Undertaker
Bad Bitches I'm you leader, phantom by the meter, Somebody point me to the Best ASS eater.... — Nicki Minaj
Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron, I really dont… — LMFAO
Earl puts the "ass" in 'assassin.' Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic. — Earl Sweatshirt
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws and knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off. — Earl Sweatshirt
THese broke ass niggas still trying to make a nickel into to a dime but when 5 to 10 years pass what the hell they… — Sinfullydabestlover
Remeber all the good times we had??....YOu know those ones??... The ones where I............DUmppped YOur SORRY ASS?? — Unknown Author
You fulla shit, you close your mouth and let yo ass talk — Lil Wayne
An Ass Hole Would Say Sweet Things To Capture The Mind Of A Woman. A Gentleman Would Say Sweet Things To Capture The Heart Of… — Unknown Author
Kiss my ass n' my anus, cuz its finally famous. — Nicki Minaj
Me and u are friends if u fight I fight if u hurt I hurt if u cry I cry if u jump off a… — Unknown Author
I'm the life of the party, bring the party some life. You know I'm dead-ass serious. Why? Cause I said it twice. — Young Jeezy
Friday - OFF. Spending time with an old High School Friend - thinking it was going to be fun to catch up. Finding out -… — Boo Boo
Haterz kiss my ass and my anus cause its finally famous — Unknown Author
All my friends happy to see me back. And I fell off that wagon and shattered my dreams...[added...] Sure funny to place to keep ones… — Alexie Sherman - W/slant
Kiss my ass and my anus,cos it's finally fanous — Nicki Minaj
If u r talkin behind my bk u're in a gud positn 2 kiss my ASS — Unknown Author

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