Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

All these broads wont give me my props. 25 on the bank I be stunting on there ass and they mad cause the b-tch wont… — Dirty Money
I get pussy mouth and ass, call that bitch triple threat! — Lil Wayne
I wont only beat cho ass,, ima make sure I fuck you up! — Unknown Author
If you dont like me...you can kiss my ass in a mink thong. — Eminem
Did he smack that ass or grab that ass girl? -Tej — Fast Five
Nyuggah! You better have insurance! Ass whoopin insurance! And you about to pay a deductable! -Stinkmeaner — Boondocks
I'm paying 20 dollars for this nasty stale ass bullshit popcorn, the least you can do is put the butter on it. -Grandad — Boondocks
Dear Santa.... you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect… — Riley Freeman
I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then… — Cedric The Entertainer
I'm gonna nail your ass! — Cedric The Entertainer
There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk… — Cedric The Entertainer
Knock his college ass out! — Cedric The Entertainer
Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside. — Cedric The Entertainer
For this money Im chasin I put yo ass in my trunk So fuck these Hip Hop sites My dawgs rich off white My jewels… — Rick Ross
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
1 2 3 4 ! Some Crazy-Ass Kidds Come and knocked up on your door So Let em in . — Mac Miller
I'll be larger then that nigga Steven Seagal I'll be a big-ass-movie-star, shit. — O-Dog
I convince Donna's fine ass to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the door, and got… — Craig Jones
Looks like somebody beat the bricks off your motherfucking ass. — Day-Day
Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy. — Damon
Ain't playin' with you, nugga. Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire yo ass if you hit someone else! — Unknown Author
Man, What about the fine ass hos I had coming here. They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a… — Day-Day
Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big… — Unknown Author
Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes. — Damon
This my big-head ass cousin. You know, Bevo Lotti, got mo head than he got body. — Day-Day

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