Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey, look like King Kong. — Pitbull
Foreman: You might wanna wait until he actually tell us his theory before you start kissing his theory's ass. Chase: I wasn't kissing his ass.… — House MD
100 millions dollars, put my life down for my son. Spend a little cash, bust a nigga ass. — Birdman
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top and if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop. — Ice Cube
I never have dinner with the President and when I see your ass again, I'll be hesitant. — Ice Cube
Bounce, bounce, bounce that ass hoe. — Lil Jon
All the sexy girls all across the world working hard to get they cash. Shawty this yo anthem gone and shake yo ass. — Roscoe Dash
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass! — Kevin Hart
Hefty bags full of cash, cars full of ass. Rolex presidential, bitch, feel the glass. — Pusha T (Clipse)
They don't let the hawk in the disco, West coast, shirt off in the 6-4, See my down ass bitch like to dip low, And… — Red Cafe
Let ya hair blow in the breeze roll some bomb ass weed. — Wiz Khalifa
Snakes in the grass be on that bullshit, niggas thats ass stay with the full clip. — Tony Yayo
My mansion shit, moved in the West wing. You broke-ass niggaz couldn't buy a chicken wing. Stop it money, I'm out for the profit money.… — Tony Yayo
A kick in the ass, So paranoid. . . — Shinedown
Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up. — Beastie Boys
I bet if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine. — Prince
Cryin' won't help you get your sorry ass outta this — Lafee
I'm sick and tired of your wimpy-ass bullshit — Lafee
How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house? — Pauly D
You rise as high as your dominant aspiration, you descend to the level of your lowest concept of yourself. Free your mind and your ass… — Funkadelic
I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what? — Michael Blackson
I'm just a bitch-ass nigga! — Michael Blackson
When you're drunk shake that ass like you know how to dance, Hollywood we're never going down. — Hollywood Undead
You got your beer gog's on and I'm getting ass — Hollywood Undead
Let's dance in the Hood, shake that ass Hollywood — Hollywood Undead

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